I Heart Chuck Lorre

I love the short films by Adam McKay

Wed, 03 Aug 2005 05:48:16 GMT

I wish i could have gone to Cordenices.

How to make a Ylime

Ingredients:

3 parts anger

5 parts brilliance

1 part

Method:
Blend at a low speed for 30 seconds. Add a little cocktail umbrella and a dash of lovability

Personality cocktail
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YESSSSS! My life is wonderful.

Mon, 09 May 2005 16:39:14 GMT

Claim Your Old British Man by jgurlpunkrck
Your Name
Your Age
Your Old British Man
You met...	while visiting his roommate at the nursing home
The relationship ended...	when his tv show went into syndication

Quiz created with MemeGen!

Sun, 08 May 2005 02:53:20 GMT

www.fisharefriends.com

P.S.

Tue, 19 Apr 2005 02:17:51 GMT

By the way, you are all beautiful and perfect and I love you for not killing me for griping about my life (which is pretty good, I guess, though I don't see anyone as much as I'd like and our lead guitarist got arrested).

By the way, a friend who goes to BHS wants to know - what's ian's last name?

Hugs please

Mon, 18 Apr 2005 19:53:49 GMT

*HUGS* TOTAL!
give pretentious_me more *HUGS*

Get hugs of your own

I am depressed. Sort of. I need to do something. A party. Something. Everyone come to the dance show to see me sing and dance like an idiot! April 29 and 30 - call or post for details.

"You're never too old to burn to death in a fire." - Red Forman

Wed, 30 Mar 2005 18:15:07 GMT

I am without life. Anyone want to come to my play this weekend?

Fill this out please so I know someone out there gives a shit. Right now no one does, and if they do it's not about me at all.

I ____ Emily.
Emily is ____.
If I were alone in a room with Emily, I would _______.
I think Emily should _____.
Emily needs ______.
I want to ____________ Emily.
If I used one word to describe Emily, it'd be ______.
I hope Emily ______.
When I think of Emily I think of _______.
Someday, I think Emily will ________.
Emily reminds me of _____.
When I first met Emily, I _____.
Emily can be _____.
Worst thing about Emily is _____.
Best thing about Emily is _____.
Emily is too_____.
Emily is my _____.

Tue, 22 Mar 2005 01:41:38 GMT

Take the quiz: "Which Victoria's Secret Angel are you?"

Gisele Bundchen
You are nice, trendy, and love to have fun!

Hey everybody! Go to www.peta2.com! Help save the animals and get free stickers and marshmallows!!!

Thu, 17 Mar 2005 17:09:09 GMT

My gaydar is @ 90%! I kick ass! Somebody call me - I'm bored.

Tue, 08 Mar 2005 06:12:45 GMT

i think I hate myself. If anyone wants to disagree with that opinion, go right ahead. But be honest.

Sun, 06 Mar 2005 23:40:18 GMT

Rainbow of Icons by FreezingInTheSno
Your name
Favorite Color
Birthday
Your Pink Icon
Your Blue Icon
Your Yellow Icon
Your Green Icon
Your Red Icon
Your Purple Icon
Your Orange Icon

Quiz created with MemeGen!

Do this, but only if you're as bored as I am right now... and CPS @ 7:00 pm or 9:00 pm 4 the show!

Sat, 26 Feb 2005 07:09:41 GMT

1) My name:
2) Where did we meet:
3) Take a stab at my middle name:
4) How long have you known me:
5) How well do you know me:
6) Do I smoke:
7) Do I believe in God:
8) When you first saw me, what was your impression:
9) My age:
10) My birthday:
11) Hair color:
12) Eye color:
13) Am I tall or short or average:
14) Do I have any siblings:
15) (Opposite sex) Have you ever had a crush on me:
16) (Same sex) Have you ever been jealous of me:
17) Who am I in love with:
18) What is one of my favorite things to do:
19) Do you remember one of the first things i said to you:
20) What is your funniest memory of me:
21) What is my favorite type of music:
22) what is my best feature:
23) What is my worst feature:
24) Do you look up or down on me:
25) Do you think I have morals and values:
26) Am I a leader or a follower:
27) Am I shy or outgoing:
28) Can you picture me dancing:
29) Can you picture me rolling (down a hill):
30) Would you say i am funny:
31) Am I a rebel or do i follow all the rules:
32) Do I have any special talents:
33) What's my best accomplishment:
34) Would you consider me a friend:
35) Would you call me preppy, slutty, a homie, average, sporty, punk, hippie, glam, nerdy, snobby, or something else:
36) Have you ever seen me cry:
37) If there was one good nickname for me, what would it be:
38) What is your favorite thing to do with me:
39) Would you ever make out with me:
40) Have I ever been there for you:
41) Am I fun to be with:
42) Am I smart:
43) Am I conservative or unconservative:
44) Do you love me:
45) Name one way I have changed your life or made an impact on it:

Thu, 24 Feb 2005 20:30:18 GMT

congratulations. you are the kiss my ass happy
bunny. You don't care about anyone or anything.
You must be so proud

which happy bunny are you?
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HAHAHA.

And I'm in a new band called ladyship. how kickass is my life? (Answer: Not very, still...)

Everyone come to CPS Sat. nite for Cabaret!!! Call me for details... I'm singing a solo song.

I love you all so much...

Mon, 21 Feb 2005 07:07:13 GMT

~pretentious_me~

LJ friendsCollage.

Brought to you by pratibha75 and teemus.

I'm so sorry. I know I've been a nightmare of mood swings lately, and it's nobody's fault but mine. (O.K., maybe like 1% your collective faults). I just want everything to go back to normal, though I know it can't. Just don't give up on me, okay? I can be a better person. I'll try to deserve all of you.

WOW

Sat, 19 Feb 2005 07:15:22 GMT

I just finished watching Hamlet, the movie with Ethan Hawke. It's one thing to cry at a movie where you didn't know the ending (Million Dollar Baby), but it's a whole other level of movie when you know the ending almost by heart and it affects you so much. Here are the best lines, according to me, beause I feel like it and I'm a fucking nerd (spoiler alert).

"Remember me", when the ghost beats him up, feels his heart beat, and then hugs him.

"Forgive me my foul murder" when Claudius is praying for forgiveness in the limo and Hamlet is aiming at him.

"I have of late, but wherefore I know not, lost all my mirth". Nuff said.

"Forgive me" Gertrude after drinking the wine to save Hamlet.

"Good night, sweet prince. Flights of angels sing thee to thy rest" Hamlet is shot, then Horatio supports him so that he can kill Claudius, then Hamlet says the whole "I am dead" speech, dies, then Horatio says that. I cried like a little girl.

WOO! Good times, good times.

YAY - everyone must address me as this name from now on.

Fri, 18 Feb 2005 19:39:22 GMT

My Drag Queen Name is Miracle Duvet.
Take The Drag Queen Name Generator today!
Created with Rum and Monkey's Name Generator Generator.

What kind of pirate am I? You decide!
You can also view a breakdown of results or put one of these on your own page!
Brought to you by Rum and Monkey

It's like a coloring book, only way more awesome and you don't need crayons.

Thu, 17 Feb 2005 06:43:53 GMT

Activity time!!! Comment on these things (with the correct corresponding number of course) and I'll bake you a cookie. Or something like that. Sing you a song? I don't know. Just do it and all your wildest dreams will come true.

1. Guys: If you decided to be a drag queen, what color eyeshadow do you think you'd look the hottest in? And what would be your drag queen name?
1. Girls: Pick a random male celebrity (preferably third-degree-burn-HOT or really weird-looking). What color eyeshadow would he look best in? If he was in a wedding dress, describe it.
2. When you think of me, what are the first word(s) that pops into your head?
3. When you think of yourself, what are the first word(s) that pops into your head?
4. What is the first memory of me that pops into your head?
5. What is your earliest memory?
6. If you woke up and I was in bed with you, what would your first thought/action be?
7. Favorite book?
8. Favorite movie?
9. If someone were to play me in a movie, who should it be?
10. If someone were to play you in a movie, who would it be?
11. If you had to manufacture chocolate in novelty shapes, what shape would be your favorite?

POST ANSWERS! It's fun!

By the way, this questionnaire is copyrighted.

Valentine's Day should stick its cards and candy up its ass.

Mon, 14 Feb 2005 05:08:53 GMT

OOH, I forgot my big news this weekend. Apparently, I dress like a slut!!! (Thanks, Evan!) And I'm unattractive because I read too much, among many other reasons (Thanks band!)! Thanks guys! Woo hoo. Coupled with Valentine's Day and how behind I am on my term paper, life just keeps getting better!

Fri, 11 Feb 2005 16:09:53 GMT

Shit shit shit. What the fuck is wrong with me? I'm delusional and disappointed and it's all my fault.

Duh.

Mon, 07 Feb 2005 20:39:08 GMT

You scored as Emo. Don't worry I'm emo too. Crying is good, it releases tension. <33

</td>

Emo

59%

hardcore

45%

Ghetto

30%

What Label Are You?
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How DID Rene score as hardcore???
I think you're more emo than you think, Ray. (No offense).

BOREDY BOREDY

Sun, 06 Feb 2005 01:56:02 GMT

Miserable Failure Monkey Face

What's Your George W. Bush Monkey Face?

You Belong in 1972

1972

If you scored...

1950 - 1959: You're fun loving, romantic, and more than a little innocent. See you at the drive in!

1960 - 1969: You are a free spirit with a huge heart. Love, peace, and happiness rule - oh, and drugs too.

1970 - 1979: Bold and brash, you take life by the horns. Whether you're partying or protesting, you give it your all!

1980 - 1989: Wild, over the top, and just a little bit cheesy. You're colorful at night - and successful during the day.

1990 - 1999: With you anything goes! You're grunge one day, ghetto fabulous the next. It's all good!

What Year Do You Belong In?

Your Boobies' Names Are: Elvis

Get your own Boobie Names

I also took the liberty of naming the boobies of some others...

Ray:

Your Boobies' Names Are: The Bazoombas

Get your own Boobie Names

Rene:

Your Boobies' Names Are: Twin Peaks

Get your own Boobie Names

Joey:

Your Boobies' Names Are: Tweedledum and Tweedledee

Get your own Boobie Names

Vote for your favorite!!!

And who does this sound like???

Your love is... by ChibiMarronchan
Your name is...
Your kiss is...	delicious
Your hugs are...	warm
Your eyes...	burn into my heart
Your touch is...	irresistable
Your smell is...	amazing
Your smile is...	entrancing
Your love is...	one of a kind

Quiz created with MemeGen!

YAY!!!

Would anyone want to bang you? by phobia
Name:
Favorite Food:
Wants to Bang you:
This many times:	115

Quiz created with MemeGen!

Wow... true...

Whats does your personality rate from 1-10? by morning_prayer
Your first full name
Your personality rates a	nope, zero
your best quality is	Nothing really...
your worst quality is	you trust people too easily
this is because	Of the people you hang around

Quiz created with MemeGen!

Sat, 05 Feb 2005 20:15:58 GMT

"If you read this, even if I don't speak to you often, you must post a memory of me.

It can be anything you want, it can be good or bad, just so long as it happened. Then post this to your journal to see what people remember about you."

I dunno, it might be fun to see what comes up...

P.S. Thanks to Mariko for this fun activity thingie!

You Are the Very Gay Bert and Ernie!

Two grown puppets living together, sleeping in the same room?
They've even got coordinating striped shirts!

What Gay Childhood Icon Are You?

Woo partay

Wed, 02 Feb 2005 16:38:01 GMT

What do YOUR livejournal friends think of you? by broadwayrl
username
favourite color
sex
is only your friend because you told them to be	chelseasmellbad
fantasizes about your feet	wenchlywonder
wants you dead	oxym0ron
thinks your moms HOTT STUFF	devilishmoe
wishes they were closer to you	johny_whatever
writes songs about you	ski_ming
loves you very much	j0e_lies
misses you	hedgehog15
wishes they knew you better	aferretabove

Quiz created with MemeGen!

Tue, 01 Feb 2005 06:38:46 GMT

Is it bad that I feel like getting really drunk?
I've never been drunk before.
Thanks for being blunt. However much it kind of hurts, I think I'll be better off now. I may not be coming to band practice for a little while, or I might come to every practice. It just depends.
I hate that people think I'm naive. I'm not as naive as some might believe. Or as affectionate.

NO SCHOOL! SCHOOL IS BAD!

Sun, 30 Jan 2005 08:47:39 GMT

Can't sleep, can't sleep. If my mom sees that I'm up she will either kill me or yell for 15 minutes straight. I hate that I'm now comfortable wrestling and smacking Joey and Ray. I used to be cute and innocent. No more, no more. Anybody have a really intellectual book that you could reccommend or I could borrow? I wanna go to a coffee house or something and feel intelligent. I want to go to a movie. I want to not feel really unnatractive. I wish that the thing that Ray makes fun of me about (not the sexist thing, the other one) wasn't true, or half true, I don't know. I don't know what I want to do tomorrow. My teeth hurt. I'm not in love, but I think I'm addicted to a feeling. People with fucked up lives (romantic or otherwise) - we will have a PARTY. Post if you want to come. It will kick ass.

Do you here me? A REALLY GOOD SANDWICH.

Wed, 19 Jan 2005 23:35:47 GMT

I miss not knowing. I miss you and not hating myself over it. I'm really worried about so many of my friends. Ah, friends. what a loaded word. When did my mind start making everything so complex? Why do I feel the need to NOT avoid things I should just leave alone? A boyfriend to take my mind off of everything would be nice. Or just a really good sandwich. But is has to be a REALLY good sandwich.

On a happy note, I'm kicking some midterm ass.

Call me, Melica and Rene. Let's go do something weird like bowling and whine about our lives. It always helps me.